Translation: This might hurt A WHOLE FLACKING LOT. THIS WAS THE MOST INTENSE FREAKING TRAILER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHAT IS THIS? YOU EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY WITH THIS MADNESS? WELL IM NOT OKAY. I’M CRYING BECAUSE BETWEEN DYLAN’S HAIR, THIS NEW DANG ALPHA PACK, SOME GIRL KISSING MY STILES, WATCHING DEREK GET STABBED WITH A STUPID METAL POLE, AND THEN THAT FLIPPING ENDING, I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS. SO THANK YOU MTV. IF YOU’RE GOAL WAS TO KILL ME, YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED.
I literally can not wait for the premiere, though. I’m going to be balling before it even starts.